Napa Valley quick-trip

Napa Valley – one of the most beautiful places on planet Earth, quoted by me. Also has just a shit ton of vineyards and wine tastings. A day in a half is not enough time to see everything this city of rolling vineyards has to offer. Especially when 1 of those days is 100 degrees, like I’m in AZ or something! If you pass through this city, or plan a trip, or are in need of a getaway I highly recommend the investment to this destination. You don’t need to be a drinker to enjoy your time here, but it helps if you’re a borderline alcoholic. If you want bomb-ass pictures like these then you better have a good education in photography, and an expensive lens…because an iphone just isn’t going to cut it. Maybe your cell phone camera will get you another selfie to add to your collection, but nothing to hang on your wall. I’d invest in a drone for this place if you’re big on photography. And if you’re big on flying I’d even invest in losing 150 lbs so you can fly in a drone to really getting a killer view. One thing true about this place is you don’t need to save much money for wine tastings. They practically give out free tastings everywhere, you just have to be willing to go to any destination and you can’t be adamant about going to a specific place. In other words, don’t be picky when you’re a poor person. Lastly, I saved the best advice for last in case anyone actually read past the first 2 sentences. Napa is a destination that only couples go to have “romantic” time or whatever. Then you have your group of ladies that go on some sort of girl trip, or bachelorette trip. Single chicks that dress up to impress each other and drink….a lot. Now for the advice. If you’re a smart guy that wants no attachment and wants to be the dreamy guy that has a sensitive side and not the party animal in Vegas, make a man trip here. There’s a 100 percent chance you will get laid. If you don’t then you might want to rethink your sexuality preference and back go during Napa Pride.

Now enjoy the scenery suckers.